(August 30, 2021)
The government is requesting all citizens to refrain from using the phrase "blonde moment", due to perceived sexist connotations. From now on, incidents of cognitive incapacity, prevarication or memory lapses will be known as "Biden moments".
Ambrose Bierce, in The Devil's Dictionary, defined a diplomat as someone who is sent abroad to lie for his country. The Biden-Blinken Corollary is someone who stays home and lies TO his country.